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I always read my hometown newspaper, The Sedalia Democrat, on a daily basis. I know a few of the writers (I used to be done!) and it’s also fun to keep abreast on the happenings of things eight hours south of me.
Let me give you the lowdown on today’s paper. The high school choir teacher [...]

It was pretty long overdue, so I decided to finally upgrade Wordpress to the latest and greatest version. I may be ahead of myself in saying that it’s the greatest version of it… I still haven’t figured a few things out, but hey, I ain’t got all that much on my plate, so I think [...]

Found out today that one of my former Work Boys™ had a visit with HR today that resulted in us probably running into each other in the unemployment line sometime in the near future. My former Work Boys™ are this group of dudes that all kind of remind me of an older brother that I [...]

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I’m bored. Seriously bored.
Kid Rock got into a fight at a Waffle House and Dumbledore is gay. I don’t know what else could happen to make this weekend anymore awesome in the media’s eyes.
I only put pants on tonight because I had to take Riley outside.
My fantasy football teams pretty much [...]

As a preface to the rest of this post, I apologize for the amount of time I will be spending on the internets until I find a job. I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to do with my time. Having said that…
According to Elle magazine, do you know what can make your flat butt [...]

I love when my friend Tom (you know Tom! from MySpace!) gets all crabby:
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First, I did a Google Image Search for roundhouse and came up with forty-seven billion pages of round-shaped houses. Seriously. I’m having a bad night all of a sudden and usually looking at pictures of people fighting makes me happier. (I’m only kind of kidding.)
Then, I googled “roundhouse kick” and found quite possibly the coolest [...]

You know why I love my friends? Example #6940687.
Here’s a small example of AIM conversation snippets Jenni and I have had since Monday.:
Jenni: ORANGE
Me: I LIKE SIX
Jenni: I LIKE FRIENDS
Me: god, we’re awesome.
Jenni: i know!!
Me: dude, i found a new job, if only i was 7 years younger: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/tfr/424461087.html
Jenni: HELL YES
Jenni: hardcore is phasing out. [...]

With my current work “situation” (sorry, you’ll get more details later, I’m sure), I’ve been doing a lot of re-examining and looking into different means of self improvement. We can all use some of that every once in a while, right?
I took this Test for Success to find out if I’m living in the [...]

I’ve been bookmarking like a banshee thinking I’d have more than two sentences to say about a ton of links, but that hasn’t happened yet. So, here are some of my favorites:
Joe Mauer’s gonna QB for the Vikings. Not really, but it’s not like he’s doing the Twins much good when they’re trying to catch [...]