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Found out today that one of my former Work Boys™ had a visit with HR today that resulted in us probably running into each other in the unemployment line sometime in the near future. My former Work Boys™ are this group of dudes that all kind of remind me of an older brother that I [...]

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I’m bored. Seriously bored.
Kid Rock got into a fight at a Waffle House and Dumbledore is gay. I don’t know what else could happen to make this weekend anymore awesome in the media’s eyes.
I only put pants on tonight because I had to take Riley outside.
My fantasy football teams pretty much [...]

As a preface to the rest of this post, I apologize for the amount of time I will be spending on the internets until I find a job. I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to do with my time. Having said that…
According to Elle magazine, do you know what can make your flat butt [...]

I love when my friend Tom (you know Tom! from MySpace!) gets all crabby:
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First, I did a Google Image Search for roundhouse and came up with forty-seven billion pages of round-shaped houses. Seriously. I’m having a bad night all of a sudden and usually looking at pictures of people fighting makes me happier. (I’m only kind of kidding.)
Then, I googled “roundhouse kick” and found quite possibly the coolest [...]

You know why I love my friends? Example #6940687.
Here’s a small example of AIM conversation snippets Jenni and I have had since Monday.:
Jenni: ORANGE
Me: I LIKE SIX
Jenni: I LIKE FRIENDS
Me: god, we’re awesome.
Jenni: i know!!
Me: dude, i found a new job, if only i was 7 years younger: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/tfr/424461087.html
Jenni: HELL YES
Jenni: hardcore is phasing out. [...]

With my current work “situation” (sorry, you’ll get more details later, I’m sure), I’ve been doing a lot of re-examining and looking into different means of self improvement. We can all use some of that every once in a while, right?
I took this Test for Success to find out if I’m living in the [...]

I’ve been bookmarking like a banshee thinking I’d have more than two sentences to say about a ton of links, but that hasn’t happened yet. So, here are some of my favorites:
Joe Mauer’s gonna QB for the Vikings. Not really, but it’s not like he’s doing the Twins much good when they’re trying to catch [...]

Funniest thing ever. (via this link.)

I’m a celebrity-news junkie and sometimes I don’t like admitting that. And it’s gotta be at least once a day where someone is going to rehab - Britney or Nicole Ritchie or Amy Winehouse or Oprah (not really on the last one, but it wouldn’t surprise me). I don’t feel sorry for them, but it [...]