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This did not come to any surprise. At all.

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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You scored as Either
You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive [...]

I keep reading stories (like this one) about a new outfielder the Cubs are signing named Fukudome. It will come as no surprise that I keep pronouncing it FUCK-U-DOME.
Cindi told me about ApartmentRatings.com tonight, so I looked up my current dwelling. It’s funny. And I didn’t even write one yet.
ESPN is listing the Twins as [...]

w00t - expressing joy (it could be after a triumph, or for no reason at all); similar in use to the word "yay"
That’s the 2007 Word of the Year, and I’m sure you noticed that if you read anything on the internet at all today.

Merriam-Webster’s president, John Morse, said "w00t" was an ideal choice because [...]

I just did this on LiveJournal and I had so much fun reliving my incredibly awesome rockstar on a budget type lifestyle, that I wanted to do it here, too. Basically, you go your archives and post the first couple of sentences from each month.
January: This Near Year’s Eve was spent with the girls and [...]

Earlier today, I’d found five jobs through Indeed.com that I wanted to read more about and perhaps apply. I think that was before I went to lunch, and I still haven’t applied for them. Yes, they’re still open in my browser window, but any motivation that I have to do something constructive? Haven’t been able [...]

Not that there was any doubt on whether I’d have time to do it, but I’m happy to say I successfully completed NaBloPoMo by posting every day before I went to bed in November. What you also may not know is that I posted every day in October, too, but only as my own personal [...]

Look at me. Posting and not having to backdate it. That doesn’t mean this is quality.
After cruising some awesome shops in downtown Belleville today, we spent the day with what has to be two of the cutest two year old boys ever to step foot in the St. Louis metro area. When I get around [...]

Some dude in New York City saw the girl of his dreams on the subway this past weekend. Instead of manning up and saying something at the time, he was a gigantic pussy. He raced home, registered a domain name, drew a pretty picture, and now NYGirlOfMyDreams.com is like some viral message that will eventually [...]

I always read my hometown newspaper, The Sedalia Democrat, on a daily basis. I know a few of the writers (I used to be done!) and it’s also fun to keep abreast on the happenings of things eight hours south of me.
Let me give you the lowdown on today’s paper. The high school choir teacher [...]

It was pretty long overdue, so I decided to finally upgrade Wordpress to the latest and greatest version. I may be ahead of myself in saying that it’s the greatest version of it… I still haven’t figured a few things out, but hey, I ain’t got all that much on my plate, so I think [...]