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If you were the lucky winner of one of my very fine Christmas cards, featuring three adorable pictures of fat Riley and yours truly, then you have to admit they were pretty decent quality, no? I ordered them from Vista Printing, mainly because they were the cheapest I could find. I was more than happy [...]

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Remember when PayPal first started up, and you got $10 just for signing up? And you know how at this point, you can buy a freakin’ Dell computer or even by Northwest plane tickets with your PayPal account?
RevolutionMoneyExchange.com is doing the same thing now. For whatever reason, they’re gonna give PayPal some competition. And to [...]

Normally, I’m not the kind of person that says Oh Em Gee! You Guys Have To Read This Blog! because I think it’s kinda douchey, and since the internet is full of those that are douchey, I refrain. But today is different.
The Cuz emailed a while back and was all “a cooking blog, blah blah [...]

My grandma, bless her lovely soul, is a worrier - a really big worrier. And because of this, I don’t tell her things that she’ll worry about - more specifically right now, I didn’t tell her about my whole without a job thing. The times I’ve had a car accident, there are details that aren’t [...]

As I hope you know or will at least soon find out, I like to go out with my friends and have a drink or two. It’s my God given right as a 30 year old living in a city with a billion awesome bars to take advantage of this on a regular basis. And [...]

Confession: I’m a MySpace junkie. Sometimes it’s bad. Other times, it’s good - like today, when I found out there’s one place in all of the Twin Cities that’s actually celebrating Fat freakin’ Tuesday tonight.
This is the latest "forward" that’s going on in the MySpace community (if you can even call it that):

Unfortunately, 97% of [...]

Remember The Milk: I need a to-do list to get things done or I blow everything off. This lets me make a to-do list within Gmail, which is something I have open ANY second I’m at my computer. Thanks to this little gadgety type thing, I’ve finished FOUR WHOLE THINGS TODAY. And that’s not counting [...]

This did not come to any surprise. At all.

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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You scored as Either
You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive [...]

I keep reading stories (like this one) about a new outfielder the Cubs are signing named Fukudome. It will come as no surprise that I keep pronouncing it FUCK-U-DOME.
Cindi told me about ApartmentRatings.com tonight, so I looked up my current dwelling. It’s funny. And I didn’t even write one yet.
ESPN is listing the Twins as [...]