two dolla

The Twin Cities has apparently lost its sense of humor.
Each year, City Pages puts together a compilation of the Twin Cities “Best Of”.  They pick the Cities’ best pizza, best radio show, best strip club, you name it. There was a little brouha with this year’s Best Cheap Thrill: crystal meth.
Attention Idiots: It was a [...]

Stolen from my cousin, because I’m home on Friday night just begging for a reason to crank up some music.
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
After I finished this, I started over analyzing the results of each [...]

If I ever have to come up with a reason why I love Vanilla Ice any more than I actually do, another reason could quite possibly be because he’s on myspace.com. AND because he explains, in true emo fashion, why he was so unhappy with his old image.
Don’t get me wrong, though I love Ice [...]

American Idol. I’m okay with the final result. Not okay with the bottom three, as usual. I can’t remember a time when I’ve watched the show and been satisified with the entire bottom three. And I even vote!
Myspace.com. I’m so sucked into this site it hurts. I’ve found so many people that I went to [...]

Last year, (Charlize) Theron – who won a 2004 Oscar for her role as real-life lesbian serial killer Aileen Wuornos in Monster – told TV’s Extra that she and longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend would not wed until gay marriage is legal in the U.S. [link]
I, for one, am a huge fan of gay marriage. The [...]

Slickdeals.net is my new best friend. Where else could I have found the Rocky Anthology for $8.97? That’s right. There’s going to be a Rocky party at my house in 3-4 weeks.
I’m going to watch every single one of them in preparation for Rocky Balboa, when Rocky comes out of retirement
Oh.my.god. Even Rocky Balboa has [...]

Even with my brief, but enjoyable, experience with it, I could mop the floor with Kevin Federline in DDR anyday.
And really, on a scale from 1-10, I’m about a 3. That tells you how good K-Fed, a former backup dancer, must be!

One of the neato things about having the blog up and running again is the way I have to comb through the stats each night with a fine tooth comb. I have to know who you people are, how you found my blog, and, you know, how much time you’re spending during the day rifling [...]

I kind of lied. I suggested two dolla may move, but who are we kidding? two dolla is like an internet icon, only without the icon status.
So, we’re still here, and still around. We’re just going through some major renovations and setting up some protection issues. You know, for safety. Expect some password protected awesomeness [...]