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How do you know a Friday night party is a success?
I think it’s measured by how many emails go back and forth the Monday after discussing who puked where and where the towels went that were used for cleaning up vomit chunks off of peoples’ faces.
This Friday will be close to topping one of the [...]

So. There was a party Friday night. I mentioned that. What I haven’t mentioned yet is how unbelievably awesome it was. There was piñata bashing, moonshine, shots of said moonshine, me bartending, awesome drinking games, people in a pile on the floor five deep, catching up with awesome current friends, making awesome new friends, playing [...]

Last year, I did The 3 Day walk in Boston with Erika and her mom, Marie. They were awesome, and it was so terrific to complete such an amazing event with them by my side - almost like family. Even if Marie happened to wear a Yankees hat the whole time!
This year, they’re doing a [...]

This is exciting.
The Twins are playing the Yankees in New York over Labor Day weekend. And guess who’s going to be there? Yes, you’re right. It’s me.
My super terrific friend Regina emailed me yesterday with the info, and really, who could turn down a long weekend in New York/New Jersey with people that feel like [...]

Not only did I learn karate while grocery shopping tonight, but I also bought nearly all of the food-type items for Bowling for Boobs for under $64. Jenny is a very good co-shopper/bargain-finder. You’re coming bowling Saturday night, right?
The manager at Perkins, however, seemed severely disturbed when I was talking about how much I [...]

For the past two hours, i’ve been unable to control my laughing. It was even worse then trying to stifle my giggles last night in train class when slow-talking men wearing pinstriped overalls talked about lubrication and ramming the johnsonbar. SEE? YOU’RE ALREADY GIGGLING!
In any case, it was brought to my attention today that a [...]

Tonight is How to Drive a Steam Locomotive class.
wendy: SHIT.
wendy: what if they ask W HY we’re taking the class?
wendy: I HATE CLASS.
wendy: this is why i drop out of school all the time! i can’t handle the pressure of introducing myself to the class!
jenni: well, now’s your chance to come up with an answer
jenni: [...]

I graduated from Smith-Cotton High School in 1996. Um, go Tigers, or something. It’s to no surprise that nobody has started planning our 10 year reunion that should be taking place this summer/fall. I could have a jolly time right now mentioning all the names that I would love to make fun of, but Google [...]

I realize it’s 11:00 and I’m still in my pajamas and my house needs cleaned desperately and I need to play video games really bad, but I’m not in any hurry to get ready for the day. In fact, if I didn’t have plans to go to the gym, go look at a chair for [...]

Please go vote for my friend Veronica. She’s the cool one from Chicago that is definitely the epitome of an amazing woman. Trust me on this one and just go vote for her.
My dog stats obedience school on the 18th. I’m excited for him.
Speaking of my dog, I was hanging out with my gym buddy [...]