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And send them to Sammy. And Erika and Jay, too.

This is an artist’s rendering of what our table looked like at lunch today. I’m not a very good artist.
Note for readers: nobody at this table is dating. They may have done so in the past or may have wanted to do so in the past, but for now, we were merely eating lunch as [...]

I’m headed to Milwaukee for the weekend to spend some extremely long overdue time with Rick, Brooke, and Ella.
You know how you think to yourself that you’ll never lose touch with someone that you live far from, and that you’ll always make it a point to visit every few months? Yeah, I’ve sucked at that [...]

The Greenie Century, an event in which we consume 100 Greenies in the month of June, was completed last night. A week early. We’re overachievers. Again, I forgot my camera, which was probably wise. If my count is correct, I think there were 17 people there last night, so achieving our goal was a complete [...]

The Girl Posse and I are out tonight, preparing for the drinking and the gayness that the weekend will hold, and we decide that we need our favorite bartender at Gameworks, Joe, to invent a shot for us. He didn’t let us down in our previous request for a made up shot called Roundhouse, so [...]

I shall steal pictures from others to show what I did last night.
After the Twins swept the Sawx, I joined The Posse at Tony Jaro’s River Garden to continue on with The Greenie Century. This is where we drink 100 “Greenies” in the span of a month between all of us. Greenies are green. Apparently, [...]

What I would like to do right now is tell you in many, many, many words about how awesome my weekend in a hunting cabin located 190 miles away was. It would take hours. Plus, I have bruises to figure out tend to, one last search for any stowaway ticks, and a few things left [...]

One would think that a drink called “Fruit Loops” is a bad idea and you would probably be right. However, I seemed to think it would go well with pad thai last night – and it did. It just didn’t go so well with the three beers and slippery nipple afterwards. You really haven’t [...]

There was the zoo, a fundraising Booby-Q with a Hawaiian theme, a charity walk, Pizza Luce, riding the train, and not enough sleep.
Good news? My dog likes wearing grass skirts and leis.
Booby-Q pictures here.
AIDSWalk pictures here.

Overall, I will have to say White Rapper Movie Night was a hit. And I have photographic evidence to prove that.

Jenni and Sean use lyric sheets to make sure they can rap the entire song of “Ice, Ice Baby”. I did not need them. Naturally.

And then we watched 8 Mile, where we saw Eminem’s bare [...]