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According to every weather forecast I’ve heard for the past 48 hours, we’re about to have 298 days of straight snow and 40 feet of accumulation. Or something like that. The Great Snowstorm that was supposed to happen last night and is barely happening right now has been hailed as “the worst in a long [...]

After I came home to find my dog had been pissing on my pile of dirty clothes all week long, I decided it’d be wise to go out for drinks. First we had trivia and leftover red velvet cake to attend to at Keegan’s.
We didn’t know that scotch whiskey has just as many antioxidants as [...]

Trivia Weekend was awesome. And it once again reminded me how awesome my friends are. Put anywhere from three to nine of us in one room, each of us armed with a computer and/or cell phone, ask us anywhere from 9 to 18 insanely hard questions every hour, and then do that for 50 hours [...]

Seven days from now, I’ll be packed into Jenni’s mom’s minivan with five of my most awesome friends, our carry-on bags, and perhaps one bag designated specifically for liquor. We’ll hopefully be en route to the airport, where we’ll be catching a 5:50 flight to Las Vegas.
I’m so excited I can hardly stop talking about [...]

This Near Year’s Eve was spent with the girls and we’ve decided we’ll now call ourselves Vajayjay, even though we’re not sure how to spell it. Although, I may have just verified it with the always reliable Urban Dictionary.
We watched Pretty in Pink, Jackass 2, played Girl Talk, ate food, drank champagne, and took copious [...]

I shamelessly stole this photo from Bill and the bottom photo from Jenni, because they were too awesome not to share. I write about my friends all the time, but this is actually how close we all really are!
We had our $3 gift exchange and it was hilarious and also explains why I’m wearing safety [...]

Last night was one of those nights where I realized something again - my friends are awesome people. Sure, they’re awesome to hang out with and awesome to party with on a regular basis. That’s a given to me and probably to anyone that looks at my billions of pictures of them all being awesome.
We [...]

I have laryngitis. Yeah, go on and laugh. It’s going on day 5 and if you’ve ever met me, you know that if there’s one thing I like to do it’s talk. And talk a lot. Riley Pants thinks it’s funny because he can do things and I don’t yell at him. As long as [...]

My friends* and I are having a gift exchange sometime before Christmas. We didn’t draw names or anything like that. We’re just getting presents for everyone. With one little catch. You only spend $3 per person. There’s a total of ten of us, so the most we’ll be spending? $27 (obviously you don’t buy gifts [...]

Ever since The Great Blog Discovery by Co-Workers in 2006, I’ve refrained a lot from talking about work in great detail. But now I’m not so worried about it since a) I don’t really get a chance to blog at work anyway and b) I write about my co-workers other places anyway. Having said that, [...]