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Jenni made this, but I’m stealing it to post here, because it makes me laugh a lot. And will probably cause seizures at some point:

Today’s Jenni’s birthday. Happy Birthday, dude!!
I already wrote a sappy post about her earlier this year, and nobody (and I mean nobody!) deserves two sappy posts in one year.
We started celebrating last night with Greenies, the naked lady machine, and the slappy card game at Tony Jaros’, getting really grossed out at a horrible, horrible, [...]

My weekend started out responsible enough. Friday night, I took Riley to the dog park and then went textile shopping at IKEA. I keep laughing about shopping for textiles, but that’s what I did! I also bought some supplies for a BBQ on Saturday, including a cooler that I’d been needing forever. My only frivolous [...]

I realized this weekend that I’d been neglecting my weekend wrap-ups that I enjoy so much.
Friday: There were five us in the office for most of the afternoon. The other 25ish people in our department were nowhere to be found. It made for a long afternoon. On the drive home, I started stressing about the [...]

I start out the day crabby, like very crabby. Everyone in the world was making me mad and I did not know why. And to be honest, I still don’t know why, but I hate it when I get that angry. I’m like the Incredible Hulk, except I don’t turn that shade of green. But [...]

Up until about 8pm yesterday, I had a regular ol’ awesome Friday. And things got a little more awesome.
I drove over to Cindi’s, because she was giving me a How to Ride the Bus lesson. There have been a few times when a bus would have been option, but I know nothing about catching, riding, [...]

Jenni reminded me today that it’s our two-year friend-iversary. And just within those two years is when I’ve met everyone else that I hang out with regularly now. What’s really weird? I can’t fathom that I’ve known these people that short amount of time. We joke about how we’re family and how we’re all descendants [...]

While I still have a few more days left of 28, a good chunk of celebrating has already be done. I took my camera, but I can’t really remember taking any pictures that were of any quality worth posting. That means you get links to everyone else’s pictures and also Jenni’s recap.
Friday: We all met [...]

I seriously love Explosm comics. I finally subscribed to the RSS feed and I will now have a reason to laugh my ass off every day. Especially when I relate to about 98.7% of them.
The Vajayjay Girls and I went dancing last night, and for the first time we actually got in trouble for something. [...]

I like weekend recaps, because I like reliving my weekend on Monday mornings. It makes the week start out awesome.
Friday:
I worked from home because nobody had bothered to clean the foot of snow off my parking lot, and Lucky Number Seven is not equipped with four-wheel drive.
After work, I picked up my new glasses with [...]