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the past week

Holy ballsarooni. The last seven days have been full of completely awesome things, which has left me with absolutely zero time to do anything but work, eat and sleep. But I wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Last Friday: Amelia and I ventured to Steady Tattoo (after Live Fast Die Young in Northeast Minneapolis couldn’t find an open 15 minutes for the next TWO WEEKS for a very simple black work tattoo, even though the sign out front encouraged walk ins) to get Amelia’s Mother’s Day tattoo.

Last Saturday: We set off on a mission to get more wedding clothes. Every single store was a zoo. The employees were mad because they had to, I don’t know, work. We went to at least a half a dozen stores, before we finally got to Kohl’s, where I finally found wedding pants, another pair of work pants, and a couple of things Amelia found. We wound up saving close to $5 million and have sworn to always try Kohl’s first.

A week ago Sunday: we celebrated Mother’s Day some more by buying Amelia a weed whacker and I played a softball doubleheader, which resulted in road rash on both shins and busted up knees. We won the first game by one and lost the second game 25-1. Oopsie.

Monday: The Senate voted on and passed a law that would allow gays to have civil marriages. Legally. Like real people. Whoa. (Pictures from MPR here!) Julie came to visit! She got to our place in time to go with us to my softball game, which we won. I was annoyed the entire time, but it was fun as always and I didn’t bleed anywhere.

Tuesday, Amelia and I celebrated exactly five years together and then Governor Mark Dayton signed a bill allowing same-sex marriage in Minnesota. Clearly the five year anniversary is the “Governor gives you the right to be treated as an equal citizen” anniversary. Julie, Amelia and I went to St. Paul after I finished work and we celebrated downtown with a little mini-Pride. Then we came home, picked up Ash, and went out for pizza. Carb-watching be damned, because we celebrate gay marriage with pizza.

On Wednesday, we joined Matt, Jenni and Missy at Kieren’s for the first week of trivia league. We ended the night in 2nd place, which yielded us EACH a $15 Starbucks gift card! We totally got paid for being smart. I’m still mad that I only thought there were 26 amendments in the Constitution. The 27th one is stupid anyway.

I can’t even remember what we did on Thursday.

We babysat Sophia and Stella on Friday night, which is always fun.

Yesterday, we helped Shawn and Ani get into their new house. We loaded the entire UHaul in 2.5 hours and, man, are we good at some Tetris. We got the truck unloaded and then after a fast lunch, headed to the store and to home to fix dinner. Justin, Megan and Emmett came over for steak and three different kinds of green vegetables. We chatted for a while and then called it a night.

Today, we did the six mile Minnesota AIDS Walk with Jenni, came home to take a four hour nap, found out softball was cancelled and had pot roast for dinner.

I feel caught up. And now I’m hoping for a little bit calmer week before we leave for camping on Friday!

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a dinner party and some drinking in stacyville

I’m not a dinner party type of girl. Nacho party? Yes. But I associate dinner part with hoity toity-ness and that’s just not me. Saturday’s dinner party was 2.5 hours away in a town with the population of 500 and was the most awesome idea ever known to man to feed a bunch of people at your house.

There were 14ish (I can’t remember exactly) people there and we were all in charge of making our own dinner, which has rude as it sounds – I mean, c’mon, invite us to dinner and make us make the damn thing? – it was absolutely awesome.

We were all split up on different teams. My team – TEAM C REPRESENT!! – was in charge of the marinade for the chicken and the salad. There may have been something else, but we were a little slow on the game, since one of our team members is 9 and measuring fresh basil and rosemary is hard to figure out even for me. And then there was Moscato involved, so yeah.

Dinner actually turned out ridiculously awesome. Our menu consisted of:

  • Salad with almonds, dried apricots and champagne vinaigrette
  • Chicken under a brick (except we skipped the brick because it had a caterpillar on it)
  • Tuscan white beans (so good that people had it for whatever course is in between the main course and dessert)
  • Fallen Chocolate Cakes (with whipped cream we all asked for refills)

There was a massive group cleanup effort and then Catchphrase came out. Luckily, no one was injured in the throwing of said game, although it was close. Somehow I managed to get my team to guess Ebb Tide. It ended in an 1-1 tie. And then the grownups (minus Trav) decided it was time to go for a walk to the bar/bowling alley.

Earlier in the day, Amanda and I had talked about walking to the bar, ordering a shot and then leaving to come back to Sarah and Trav’s. Amanda was going to do rub her booty on an Iowegian, but she was going to go solo in that act.

Our bar plan turned into a group outing that lasted five or six hours. You know those scenes in movies where the city slickers walk into a bar full of cowboys and regulars and all the music stops and the bartender drops something glass and it breaks and you can hear the wooden chair scoot across the floor? Yeah…

The first interaction we had with anyone was someone saying, “Aren’t you a rapper?” to Jon. We think it was because he was wearing a child size Mario hat, but hey – I guess he could totally be a rapper. All of the tables were full, so we found the lone table over in the four lane bowling alley and commandeered that bad boy. And then the rest of the night went down like this:

  • A round of five drinks cost $13.75, regardless of the combination of drinks
  • The preferred drink of Gerb’s in Stacyville, Iowa, is Busch Lite in a can.
  • We couldn’t have lemon drops, because they had no citrus vodka and no lemons.
  • Ordering a Coke got us a can of Coke and a shot of Captain came in a plastic shot glass.
  • Cranberry juice does not last long when two people in the whole bar are drinking it and when that runs out, the bartender suggests…
  • Cherry Dr. McGillicuddy and Sprite, which Sarah and I happily drank.
  • The bartender was unsure about Sex on the Beach (the drink, not the act), so Jon and I guessed at what went in it and Amanda and Sarah drank them without complaint, so obviously we’re good at guessing.
  • Amelia ordered a 7 and 7, and the bartender had to go digging around to find the Seagram’s. He was very proud when he found it.
  • A lady grabbed the mic away from the two man guitar duo that was playing to sing a song to her friend Ricky, who was the one wearing the maroon vest. It went “Hey Ricky, you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Ricky.”
  • Some dude in a backwards bedazzled beanie came and took Jon’s picture, so we followed him into the bar to take his picture.
  • We met #BeardTrav, who hung out with us a good chunk of the night, drinking the mandated drink of locals – Busch Lite, and telling us about his life living in the country and working on the river. He was a nice dude!
  • At different times, Amelia and I had conversations with ladies in the bathroom about an upcoming euchre tournament and a weak bladder.
  • #BeardTrav didn’t mind that we called him #BeardTrav. It was logical, since Sarah’s husband is Trav and my brother is Trav. Drunk logic wins.
  • And then I tracked down the owner of the bar (which was a complete fluke – he just happened to be the first person I ran into) and he took this picture so we could capture the memory of our night:
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THE END.

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the game of things and judith light

Many moons ago, my brother and his girlfriend gave me The Game of Things for Christmas. I’d never heard of it before and it took until this past weekend before I actually played it. The amount of dust on the top of it made it obvious.

Saturday night was  game night, cleverly disguised as a birthday party for Judith Light*.

judithlight

We had people ranging in age from 10 to… well, adulthood. That can definitely be a challenge, especially when people like me are playing, when we want to keep things somewhat appropriate for other peoples children. Ours lives with us. He knows I’m wildly inappropriate.

In The Game of Things, you get a prompt. For example, one we got was “something you shouldn’t do in the shower”. Then, everyone writes down their answer anonymously on a piece of paper and turns it into the person that read the question. There were nine (or maybe 10) people playing at our house. Three people said poop and three people said make toast. Small engine repair and black tire heroin were also given answers.

Cards Against Humanity is still my favorite game to play, especially while having a few beers. But if there are children present, The Game of Things works just fine for a substitute.

*February 9th is Judith Light’s birthday. Put it on your calendar for next year.

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365 photos for 2013

I have a camera, a phone that takes pretty decent pictures and an iPad. There’s no reason that I can’t figure out some way to get a picture posted at least once a day. I got off to a good start this morning at about 12:03am. I can’t imagine they’ll all be that easy, but I do promise to make sure they’re not at all dog and cat pictures. The Flickr set is going here.

1/365: Happy New Year!

1/365: Happy New Year! Our chosen family just keeps growing and we all rang in the New Year together.

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new career goal: bingo caller

A couple of months ago, one of my favorite co-workers organized a bingo night for our department. Four of us (and one spouse) showed up for the outing and has an absolute riot of a time. It was the first time I’d ever been to a legitimate bingo hall. I honestly cannot wait to go back at some point in time.  But let me be the first to tell you, people that go to serious bingo halls are serious bingo players.

They had absolutely zero patience for the five of us that had grabbed a couple of drinks just before walking over to the bingo hall. We’d all had a pretty rotten day at work and had to make efficient work of our drinks at the bowling alley since the bingo place only had soda. And nachos. We couldn’t stop laughing and I’m positive we were not at all quiet about it. That kind of explained why we were shushed from across the room by someone that likely had 18 of their own bingo dobbers and some lucky trolls watching over their 9 bingo cards.

I figured I’d be safe from getting shushed by hanging out around www.partybingo.com, but the downfall to that is no dobber juice splashing out all over the place. I’m sure that’s not what it’s called, but it’s much more entertaining. Also a con: no nachos, no awesome people watching and no random chuckles across the room when the bingo caller yells out O-69.

(True story: I used to go to a charity bingo event where everyone got up and danced in circles when the announcer – generally a drag queen – would call O-69. I really need to go back there.)

The only other time I’ve ever played bingo somewhere besides Facebook was at Mystic Lake Casino with some friends several years ago. I got way too excited and ended up calling out BINGO one ball too soon. It was slightly frowned upon. But I was the one smiling when I walked out of there $25 richer!

The only bingo I have planned in the near future, however, is a little roadkill bingo action on the way back to Missouri this coming weekend.

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the causes and effects of my weekend

  • Went shopping at Old Navy for myself, on the hunt for sweater vests, of course.
    • Ended up buying The Kid jeans (when did my kid jump from wearing a size 14 to 32×20 MAN size) and a t-shirt (also he’s wearing large shirts). When did I start parenting a MAN?
  • Went to Petco to get Riley some organic treats. They’re just cookies made out of people food.
    • THERE WERE CLEARANCE TOYS. We got Riley a spaceman and June a weird circus toy where there are animals inside a circus tent and she has to get them out. New goal in life: become a dog toy inventor.
  • We took June to a “featherweight” playgroup on Saturday, which means we paid $10 for her to run around with a bunch of tiny dogs that like they belong in a circus. 
    • She only spent 10 minutes hiding under the chair, but seemed to have a good time towards the end. We’re planning to take her back, because somehow she’s not scared of 80 pound dogs, but little ones freak her out. 
  • Met Ani at the batting cages in Bloomington where I used to go over my lunch break at my last job: Clutch Hitters. I’m playing in a softball tournament in a couple of weeks. 
    • I hit 71 balls. I missed one. I’m only slightly sore this morning and I realized that I miss being somewhat athletic, which explains why I downloaded some weird cardio workout app and was doing jumping jacks and “bird dogs” in my office last night. 
  • Checked out a new possible wedding location. 
    • It’s in Eden Prairie and I’m morally opposed to giving anyone in Eden Prairie any money at all. 
      • But the building is gorgeous. It’s RIGHT on a beach. Hello, swimming reception! We’re investigating the $$ side of it now. 
  • I like bullet points. 

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like a fat kid loves cake (or: four years ago today)

Jenni reminded me of this moment in time four years ago, which she, as my BFF and personal photographer, captured on memory card for posterity’s sake.

wendy loves wedding cake

Free cake from the wedding party across the way of the camping site isn’t the only reason I love going camping with all my besties, but it’s probably way up there as one of the perks.

Last night I made potatoes and kielbasa sausage (lots of peppers for me!) for dinner tonight and macaroni and cheese with Andouille sausage for tomorrow. (SAUSAGE PARTY!) I also have all the fixings for nachos tomorrow for lunch to throw into Matt and Jenni’s taco party. Someone better bring sombreros and a pinata.

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photos like these remind me why i love my friends

Playground for adults!

This was taken three years ago on our way back from a mid-summer camping trip. What group of 30-somethings doesn’t stop at a playground on the way home? I love memolane’s daily emails that remind of all this stuff. Pictures of a ridiculous camping trip that included pancake blasters and skipping rocks and a hamburger cake and me passing out in my tent from too much sugar and red dye 40 — sometimes that’s all I need to turn a crappy day around.

Totally not a sponsored post of any kind. I just think everyone should be reminded about goofy pictures and really random tweets that they did throughout the years.

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how i celebrated america (with bullet points!)

We had zero plans for the 4th of July and that was just fine with me. I like lazy ass days where my biggest concern is whether or not Petco is open, so I can get Riley some treats.

Tuesday night, after I stayed at work until 7pm (!!! – C’MON), we headed over to Case de Konrad for Tuesday Night Meats. In very, very short, it was a fantastic time and much needed for me right now. I’ve been missing my friends lately for whatever reason. They’re a bunch of jackasses anyway, so I’m not sure what’s to miss, but I sure do love spending quality time with them. I define quality time anytime the following is included:

  • Getting a text on the way there asking if I could pick up any color Gatorade that would mix well with champagne
  • Having Junebug passed around like she’s an infant (I’m surprised that puppy actually walks)
  • DELICIOUS CHEESEBURGERS
  • Two members of the National Guard laying on the ground feeding a 15 week old puppy bits of steak and holding her water dish up to her so she can get a drink (Side note: she is now a pro and sitting, but seems disappointed that her treats at home aren’t as fresh as a medium steak from the grill)
  • A full grown man making an emergency run to find fireworks at Walgreen’s #4America
  • Wedding talk with the most supportive friends in the world
  • Playing Cards of Humanity (which we need to own STAT) and watching everyone completely lose their shit at one point during that game
  • Calling it a night when the sleepy puppy was passing out at the table

Yesterday was Riley’s Special Day, because we’ve been taking June places and leaving him at home, which is not at all what he’s used to. Riley’s Special Day included:

  • CAR RIDES!!!
  • Starbucks drive thru where he got the whip stuff on the top of my drink
  • 15 minutes at the dog park because it was 100 degrees out
  • Drinking out of the water bottle while it was being poured!
  • Shopping at PetCo
  • A bag from PetCo’s treat buffet
  • Picking out a treat of his very own from the shelf
  • A soft taco with no lettuce from Taco Bell
  • A new toy!
  • Couch time with mom!

I feel so patriotic.

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an afternoon in the top of iowa

On Friday and with the help of her BFF, I coordinated a bit of a surprise road trip for my ladyfriendfiance to a small town in Iowa, which turned into a pre-birthday celebration for a 5 year old and one of the most chill days I’ve had in a long, long time.

We headed down Sunday morning with Riley and June and got there around 1pm? I don’t even remember. I had kicked my shoes off and was going to take Riley for a quick walk so he could go to the bathroom and the little four year old we were there to see ran after me. What started out as a quick walk to the corner ended up being Riley, the most adorable mohawked boy in all of Iowa and I walking through half the town of less than 500 people. This was my view most of the walk.

Pretty sure Riley has about 10 pounds on this little guy, but you never would have known it the way they would run block-to-block, making sure to stop at the stop signs and waiting for me to catch up, of course. We talked about Mario and Wario and Sonic and Super Sonic and force fields and dogs and his sisters and video games. It was like I was hanging out with The Kid 10 years before I ever met him. We stopped at the city park to play in the wading pool, take care of a bloody nose, and do a bunch of different tricks so he could get his flower power before we headed back home.

He carried June around to take her on walks and made her dance and made her climb and made her chase him and it was the sweetest thing ever. He was so gentle and so sweet. But you know what’s really hard? Trying to get a tiny little boy to understand just how tiny a 13 week old puppy is. Needless to say, Junebug slept for about 10 hours straight.

I never ever ever want to live in a small town again, but I’ll totally visit this guy and his family on a regular basis.