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Angelina Jolie had her babies. Now the world will be saved and peace will be restored and world hunger will come to an end and terrorists everywhere will drop their homemade suicide bombs to join hands and sing Michael W. Smith songs.
And I can finally stop obsessing over it, too.

For only the first time since Strawberry Fanta, I’ve found a drink that I really love that doesn’t contain caffeine.

WHY MUST IT BE SEASONAL? And impossible to find??

I’m in the process of watching Flicka (the remake), which stars Tim McGraw. Even the six seconds of Tim McGraw shirtless hasn’t made up for the shittiness of the movie. Sorry, Tim. It may be over between us.
Before that, I watched A Mighty Heart, mainly because Angelina Jolie is a fine piece of ass actress. [...]

I love Sarah Silverman so much.
She’s so inappropriate and people don’t ever know how to take her. Example #1? The Video Music Awards last night.
“Wasn’t that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing… Have you seen [...]

So, what’d I do tonight after I called it quits on my detective duties tonight?
I walked with Stephanie and talked about The 3 Day. (WalkJogRun.net is so awesome for training walks.)

And then I watched all the way up to the season finale of The Office’s 3rd season. Jim Halpert, please have my babies.

I just started [...]

Please go do a little bidding action for the Boob Ha Ha if you haven’t already. I have my eye on a couple of the photographs, because I still don’t have anything on my walls except shelves and a smashed mosquito.
If Clay Aiken put his foot on my armrest mid-flight, I don’t know if I’d [...]

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This may be right around the time I divorce Clay Aiken.

I read the following on IMDB.com:
Lindsay Lohan is denying US press reports suggesting she and Britney Spears‘ ex-husband Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel. New tabloid reports claim Federline spent the night with Lohan at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week [...]

It finally happened.
K-Fed took Britney Spears out of his top 8 on myspace.com. That relationship is to the point of no return now!
And you guys wonder what I do in my free time…

The Smoking Gun has obtained a copy of what K-Fed requests in his dressing room. I’ll paraphrase, with my thoughts in italics:

chest or appropriate container of clean (not dirty) ice with scoop.
one quart size bottle of Ocean Spray Cran-Apple Juice (I like to think he’s preventing a UTI)
a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle [...]