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I got home late from work today, put my key in my apartment door, and guess what? It wouldn’t turn. Funny, since it turned about 9 hours prior to that when I left for work this morning. Luckily, this is the one day of the week that my apartment complex is open past 6pm, so [...]

I just spent the last three hours sitting at my desk, wearing my new Twins visor, taking care of some very icky business. I may or may not have more details for you next Friday. Sorry for the ambiguity, but Google has not been my friend ever when it comes to the wrong people stumbling [...]

Here’s a little secret well-known fact: I don’t know how to cook. At all. I got very excited today over my lunch break when I went to the grocery store by my work (the one that’s always full of senior citizens, no matter which day I go) to get some dinner/lunch options since I’m attempting [...]

A couple of years ago, I made my very first grown up furniture purchase - a full-size mattress. Hey, it was a big step up from the twin size hospital bed mattress my grandma had sent to Minnesota with me, and it was very exciting. Since then, I’ve moved into my own apartment, which [...]

Sometime around 3 a.m. Saturday morning, I woke up to an incredible amount of thundering and lightening, vaguely noticing my power was out. I was pretty much beat, so I made a plan of escape in my head that involved grabbing my Grandma’s rings, my removable hard drive, my dog, and heading out the door [...]

The short story? Three cops just chased a man completely and intentionally covered in purple paint through my parking lot.
The long story? I’m glad you asked.

Please go do a little bidding action for the Boob Ha Ha if you haven’t already. I have my eye on a couple of the photographs, because I still don’t have anything on my walls except shelves and a smashed mosquito.
If Clay Aiken put his foot on my armrest mid-flight, I don’t know if I’d [...]

You all know that I’m a champion, but let me tell you why I deserve that title tonight!
1.) I correctly hooked up my digital cable to work alongside my TiVo. I was near fits of rage last night because I couldn’t figure it out, but a cooler head (and the help of TiVo’s tech support) [...]

I finally decided to start a new category, mainly because I bitch a lot about apartment life.
FOR INSTANCE.
Lightning struck near my building just a few minutes ago, so part of the power went out. Only half of my apartment loses power when this happens, and I haven’t really figured that one out yet. I just [...]