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American Idol auditions are starting up next month!
Now, I can’t sing for crap, and I know this. But part of me really wants to go through the whole audition process, just for posterity sake. Plus, how cool would it be for you to see photo documentation of how grueling the entire process is? Because they’re [...]

It’s pretty regular for me to think of names that I could have christened my dog with, but each time I look at him, I don’t think he could be called anything other than Little Riley Fancy Pants. Or Pantsy. Dare I tell you all that Clay was one of the names in the running? [...]

“You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day”
Even though, personally, I didn’t think it was a bad day at all.

Oh, Elliott. I love you. The Internet loves you (or at least Y does). I hope the rest of the phone-dialing world loves you, because I could only get in three times tonight. But, Elliott, I want you to know those three times were with so much love and admiration that they should have counted [...]

While I don’t really care if she doesn’t win the whole thing, am I the only one that kind of feels like Katharine McPhee got the big fat shaft with this week’s theme? To be fair, and considering Tommy Mottola was the big guy doing the critiquing, I think a Mariah Carey night would have [...]

Who, besides Wendy, sees something scary in this quote from Paris Bennett. (Don’t worry, I bolded it for you):
“I am definitely working on an album once the American Idol tour is over and the (Idol) CD is doing well, God willing,” the 17-year-old singer, who doesn’t yet have a record contract, told reporters Thursday. “I [...]

Let’s watch as the American Idol producers try to cram 10 performances in an hour, when every other Tuesday, they’ve always ran short on time. I’m guessing Paula’s been given a time limit to her gushing and we’ll hopefully see very limited filler videos.

I know that since it’s getting closer to the grand finale I should be getting more and more excited about watching American Idol on Tuesday nights. It’s been the exact opposite, though. I think the theme nights are wearing thin on me, and it’s really put a damper on probably the last three weeks. I [...]

I was trying to find out what songs the Idol contestants were singing tonight, but instead, I ran into a bunch of other crap. I tell ya. The internet is AWESOME. You should definitely get it if you don’t have it yet!
Prince won’t be on American Idol anytime soon, which is kind of disappointing. I [...]

American Idol. I’m okay with the final result. Not okay with the bottom three, as usual. I can’t remember a time when I’ve watched the show and been satisified with the entire bottom three. And I even vote!
Myspace.com. I’m so sucked into this site it hurts. I’ve found so many people that I went to [...]