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I was trying to decide if I should take Sudafed along with my shot of Dayquil this morning or if my heart would explode, and somehow stumbled upon this gem of an individual:


 I was coming up with all sorts of awesome ideas I could give this joker – some that I’ve tried (all legal) and some that I just would like to suggest to a dummy on the internet – and then I read the GA Atlanta Water Damage Restoration real answers that real people actually gave him.

Moral of the story: don’t smoke muffins.