at least america agrees on one thing

I just took a poll on ESPN’s website asking me which team will win Game 4 of the ALCS. I packed the Rangers. Then again, I would pick a ziploc bag full of bird poop over the Yankees. But it makes me happy to see that all of America (except New York, New Jersey, and some little rectangle state) feels the same way.

The red states below have chosen the Rangers to win tonight; the blue states are Yankees fans and also like to punch small babies.


New Jersey and Little Rectangle State, at least only 56% of your state admits standing behind the most whorish team in all of baseball.

Also: SUCK IT, JEETS. YOU’RE A GIANT VAGINA.

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