August 1st, 2010 | |
Posted in Riley
My plan was to come back from the cabin today and write all about our wholesome fun and post some of the lovely pictures I took over the weekend of things like angel statues and adventures in beautiful Nisswa, MN. But that’s not happening because I can barely keep my eyes open. I was pretty sure I got some good sleep while I was there. At least it felt like it. Or that could have been the result of some poorly played hands of cards, too.
Instead, I came home, chilled for a while, put away the most of the things I took camping, and then The General and I decided to go have dinner. We came home about an hour and a half later and then left for the dog park right away. I just ran into the kitchen to get the dogs while The General waited in the car. And then we got back from the dog park and realized that while we were gone, Riley was very, very busy.
He’d opened the top of my cooler, which has a velcro portion of the lid that opens so you can slip things in and out without constantly opening up the coolest. It’s handy when we’re trying to prevent ice from melting. This time around, I’d just had it filled with dry snack goods I took to share with everyone. Turns out we didn’t eat a whole lot of it, which I guess is a good thing of you’re a five year old boxer who’s too smart for his own good.
Through this little hole, he’d pulled out a box of Swiss Cake Rolls, two containers of Pringles, and a container of powdered sugar donut holes. Shut up. I know none of it’s healthy, but you know what that kind of food is good for? HANGOVERS. The only thing that had been opened was the original Pringles can. And he ate all of those. Except for the crumbled pieces. Naturally.
He got pissed because he couldn’t figure out how to open the individual Swiss Cake Rolls, so there was one under the bed, one on the bed, one in the bathroom, and two in the entry way. And then he must have gotten pissed because he didn’t even bother with the other ones. He could get the plastic lid off of the still-sealed container of Pringles, but he couldn’t get the safety seal (or whatever the hell it’s called) off, so he didn’t get a chance to sample the Ranch kind.
And now he’s pissed that he’s not getting any dinner.