My boss and I just tracked a dollar on wheresgeorge.com. Apparently we’re both in “hey, let’s just fuck with people because we’re dicks” mode, because we said this on our submittal:
Let’s just say this. I’m a lady of the street and have done some fantastic things with this dollar. It’s had some exciting times.
Crazy thing? This bill has travelled 4.4 Miles in 1 Yr, 281 Days, 11 Hrs, 49 Mins at an average of 0.01 Miles per day. It is now 4.4 Miles from its starting location. It was originally logged on September 21, 2008 in St. Paul!
In any case, I can’t wait until the dude logs in and sees that his dollar has been logged by a lady of the street. I would feel sorry for him, but I googled his username and found out he’s one of the creepy dudes that favorites everyone’s butt pictures on Flickr. So he kinda deserves to have inaccurate data on his Where’s George dollars. AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?