Don't get me wrong. Huge Joe Mauer fan here, but c'mon. Isn't it a little creepy to be driving around if you're Pretty Face Mauer and see statues of yourself ALL OVER TOWN? Considering they only way half a ton and are going to be located around the neighborhood/area in which I work, I may have found a new lunchtime activity involving stealing very large (and ugly) statues.
I'm just mad that they could manage to do something that would somehow manager to turn Joe Mauer ugly. How is that even possible?