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Things to do this weekend:

1. A quick freelance project
2. Visit the gym down the street and make sure it’s not ultra-douchey
3. Become impregnated by Tim Tebow and tell his mom
4. Catch up on laundry assuming the slumlandlord has replaced the washing machine that’s been laying on its side in the middle of the basement floor for two weeks now
5. Cheer for the Saints, only because I’ll win the pool at work if the win
6. Get caught up at least two weeks of DVR’ed shows
7. Work out at least once to some degree
8. Take The General to the movies, because we haven’t been forever

 I’m horrible at to-do lists, so we’ll see how it all pans out. The only thing that absolutely has to get done is the first one. And possibly number five, since it also pays money. 

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