Why does Fox News have to always ruin it for everyone??

You know, I don't really have this strong desire to have a daughter, because I don't want to deal with toys like My Little Pony. AND THEN I SAW THIS. BRING ON THE GIRL BABIES.

So adorable I might puke.

These are brilliant!!

Crap. Now I'm going to have to buy it. I figure it's time since I haven't bought a baseball game since … 2004 or 05?