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best advice today

Were you to encounter a ninja, they would kick your everlovin’ ass.

I love The General. A lot. And I love the reasoning that it takes to get The Kid to understand things. Especially how he’s not a ninja. Clearly dressing as Chuck Norris/Walker Texas, Ranger for Halloween has gone to his head.

links for 2009-11-18

• mental_floss Blog » 9 Tasty Foods Named After People
  Know how sometimes you read an article and then you're just like … huh. I didn't need to know any of that. But I'm kinda glad I do. (Thanks to Sean for sharing this on Google Reader.)