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links for 2009-07-08

• 'Driving commando': Del. man charged with drunken driving in Md …
  My favorite part of the article: "A Delaware man who claimed he lost his pants faces drunken driving charges…" I'm going to try "I LOST MY PANTS" as an excuse for everything, I think.
• Washington Mystics vs. Minnesota Lynx – Box Score – July 07, 2009 – ESPN
  I love that Anosike picked it up with 24 points, and Houston followed her up with 19. It's finally some awesome work from the Lynx front court. Sad that Kristen Mann didn't play on the Mystics side of things, but on the other hand, I wasn't there, so I'm not too sad about it.
• Phoenix police: Mercury's Taurasi cited for DUI – Yahoo! News
  I hope she was drinking because she was so upset that I was yelling at during last week's Mercury/Lynx game.
• Charge: Exotic dancer extorted $7K from her pastor sex partner
  There are about 500 things wrong with this article.