links for 2009-05-14

Category: Misc.

Kate Gosselin 'Horrified' by Claims She Cheated with Bodyguard – Scandals & Feuds, Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin : People.com

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JON AND KATE. please get a divorce. just split the kids 50/50. or maybe 4 for Jon, 3 for Kate, and we want the little boy with the glasses. It's not like you'll miss one.
Just in the neck of time: Como Zoo's baby giraffe dodges death

How cute is that giraffe?!?!
Dreamgirls is hiring.

I could totally use a part-time job right now. I just wish I was more "flexiable".

Suzi says:

May 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm

A. Aiden is my favorite Gosselin. I will arm wrestle you for custody.

B. Where do I purchase a baby giraffe?

C. You just KNOW there is a demographic that prefers 45-year-old, flabby, breastfeeding-experienced strippers. Sign me up.
PeeWee says:

May 21, 2009 at 11:26 am

You need to start an “Aiden is my favorite Gosselin” on Facebook. I would join.

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