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links for 2009-04-11

• Greetings From Peepster, er… Easter Island
  Peeptini? Hell yes. It can be on the holiday menu at Stanky's.
• Asians should change their names to make them ‘easier for Americans to deal with.’
  Sorry we can't all be named BETTY BROWN.
• When will you make your first million?
  Me? When I'm 91. Unless I increase my savings 7.6%, in which case, I'll be 79. PAR-TAY.
• Horatio Caine's Baby Mama is suing him!
  "she's suing for breach of contract/settlement agreement, fraud, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Oh and aside from claiming he was abusive, she also says she found a '70s porn collection under his bed." Aside from the abusive part, I can't stop laughing about it.
• Polish politician fumes over gay elephant.
  I hope he's in the Twin Cities Pride parade this summer.
• Free 6 wings at Buffalo Wild Wings (PDF format)
  Expired 4/30/2009! And, oh so sorry, the coupon isn't valid on the boneless variety.