We’re at Target the other night, waiting for the pharmacy to fill a prescription for The General. We’d almost ran out of things to look at, when we walked past the perfume samples. I stopped. The General asked what I was doing. I simply replied with, “I want to know what Victoria Beckham smells like”. And then I tried to figure out the perfume samples that encourage you to squeeze them, but I was too scared Posh Spice juice was going to splash into my noise.
Amidst all of this, someone that was working in the Target makeup aisle (I have no idea either) came over and asked if she could help. I explained to her that all I was doing was seeing what Victoria Beckham smelled like.
She responded with, “Cigarettes and diet pills probably.”
And now I have a new favorite Target.