i love pockets

You know why I hate business casual so much? No need for tactical pants. I really want a job where those are appropriate. They’re entirely useful and clearly go with everything, because khaki matches all. And think of all the office supplies I could carry around in each pocket – pens, paper clips, business cards, staplers, extra office chairs… Sure, the ability to carry all of that around would just lead to more stolen office supplies, and ever since I quit work at Idiots Inc, I haven’t really had the desire to feel like stealing from my employer. I figure I have enough office supplies from there to staff a small start up company. And that was without the luxury of tactical pants.

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