elastic band pants
The resurrection of Simon Delivers into its new not as exciting name is kind of imminent in the Twin Cities locale. It’s supposed to happen sooner or later. And there are a few other options we have in the Minneapolis area to have groceries delivered. It’s not like it’s far for us – I’ve walked to two different groceries from the apartment and not died on my walk back home. But you know what I do wish delivered? Walgreen’s or CVS or some other discount pharmacy that would send some young teenage boy on a bicycle to bring me Midol, a hot water bottle, an occasional tube of boil medication (yes, I’m serious), or maybe even one day some Incontinence Products. If I’m too lazy now to jump in the car to get some type of medication, I can’t even imagine what would happen when I’m fresh out of Depends and my elastic band pants are full of doody.





