I’ve never been a hardcore believer in horoscopes. Of course they’re extremely entertaining and there were some days at my previous job when I’d find one that said something like “your boss will be hit in the nuts repeatedly tonight when he stops to get gas on the way home from work”, I’d vow it was going to come true. It might have; I don’t really know.

When I started learning more about the astrological signs, I started to get A) a little creeped out and B) completely amazed. I’m totally a Pisces! Wishy-washy, can’t make decisions, extremely loyal, gets to invested in the emotions of others, and gets way too invested in the problems that belong to other people instead of my own - pretty much me in a nut shell.

Riley? He’s a Gemini. His pet horoscope this month? (Yes, I did find pet horoscopes on the internet, thank you very much!) It indicates he’s been a little lethargic so far this July (absolutely true!), but he’ll regain his energy on the 23rd of the month. This means only one thing - tomorrow, you might just get a video of us playing LION TAMER. Seriously.