• You know how I know it’s spring time? The door is open at The Otter. #
  • Jenni is doing the Cupid Shuffle to a John Denver song. It’s so wrong that it is oh so right. #
  • There is a bar stool in my back seat thanks to Jenni. Sorry, U Otter Stop Inn. #
  • @best_day_ever I can’t wait to park at work and hope today is the day that my boss wants me to drive her to our satellite office. #
  • I hate that our awesome twitters from last night didn’t show up because it was BROKEN. But I love that I’m not wearing socks today. #
  • @best_day_ever I’ll probably pee myself when I see it in there in like 10 minutes when I walk out the door. #
  • Definitely no more staying out past 11 on work nights. Holy crap I an useless today. #
  • Totally just hit the alarm bell in the elevator. Nice work, hambone. #
  • Don’t talk about the new baseball stadium needing a roof when the team owner’s nephew is in the elevator with you. #
  • Also, try not to look like an ass when the same guy who is also the VP of your company tells you he is expecting great things from you. #
  • @best_day_ever sadly, yes. #
  • GoDaddy just called to see if I needed any assistance in getting my new domain setup. The one I have had since 1998. #

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