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twitter updates for 2008-05-02

• You know how I know it’s spring time? The door is open at The Otter. #
• Jenni is doing the Cupid Shuffle to a John Denver song. It’s so wrong that it is oh so right. #
• There is a bar stool in my back seat thanks to Jenni. Sorry, U Otter Stop Inn. #
• @best_day_ever I can’t wait to park at work and hope today is the day that my boss wants me to drive her to our satellite office. #
• I hate that our awesome twitters from last night didn’t show up because it was BROKEN. But I love that I’m not wearing socks today. #
• @best_day_ever I’ll probably pee myself when I see it in there in like 10 minutes when I walk out the door. #
• Definitely no more staying out past 11 on work nights. Holy crap I an useless today. #
• Totally just hit the alarm bell in the elevator. Nice work, hambone. #
• Don’t talk about the new baseball stadium needing a roof when the team owner’s nephew is in the elevator with you. #
• Also, try not to look like an ass when the same guy who is also the VP of your company tells you he is expecting great things from you. #
• @best_day_ever sadly, yes. #
• GoDaddy just called to see if I needed any assistance in getting my new domain setup. The one I have had since 1998. #

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e.d. is not for me

Aside from the steady paycheck and the constant human interaction and the excitement of finally being able to bump my last job in Missouri off my resume, the other awesome thing about being once again employed is the promise of health insurance. Oh, sweet health insurance. Granted, my nagging back injury will be considered an previous condition, so the trips to the chiropractor will continue to come out of pocket, thanks to my wreck 1.5 years ago.

Beginning June 1, I can get all of the Cialis, viagra, and levitra that I’ll ever need. It’s even more exciting to find out I can order it all online and never have to worry about standing in line at the pharmacy with a sheepish look on my face, while I wait to get my prescription of erectile dysfunction medication filled. Who knew it was just a few mouse clicks away, while I watch old episodes of Entourage and field booty call related text messages with answers of NO NOT AT ALL INTERESTED?

Maybe I’ll just forgo insurance completely, since I can get all my male sexual enhancement drugs on the Internets just as easily. Nobody likes dealing with Blue Cross Blue Shield, and I think this would get completely around it. Except for the fact that I don’t suffer from erectile dysfunction. And I should probably have the insurance just to pay for the therapy I need… even though that’s probably a pre-existing conditions as well.

you know you love the wnba

I’d been overly excited about paying the balance on my Lynx season tickets for the 2008 season, but I ended up deciding against it. It’s a commitment (I’m not good at those!) and it’s a a good chunk of change when one isn’t really gainfully employed come time to pay your ticket balance. I figured I’d just catch whatever games I felt like, because let’s face it – their piece of shit marketing campaign isn’t exactly going to pack the seats.

Lindsey Harding’s latest knee injury makes me glad I didn’t go through with my season ticket holder status. At least the front office made a good decision in drafting a point guard like Candice Wiggins last month, instead of trying to fill their absolute desperate need for a post player first.

Here’s my prediction: Harding’s getting traded. If it doesn’t happen before the season starts, it’ll happen midway through, and because of this second knee injury, the Lynx won’t get shit for her. They should have pulled the string on it when she was whining about wanting to play in Houston, since that’s where she went to high school.

I like Harding, I do. She’s the second most exciting player for the Lynx, and will probably continue holding that status even while injured. I just don’t think she fits into their longterm plans. Don Zierden’s had the proverbial hard-on for Noelle Quinn ever since Harding went out last season, and with the amount of public appearances Q was making in the off-season, I can’t see her leaving anytime soon.