- Dear new job, please don’t suck as bad as the one I quit yesterday. I promise not to steal anything. Yet. #
- @best_day_ever wow. i should probably log in to aim stat! #
- At lunch on the new job. Walked past a strip club and 2 porn shops already. Gotta find food now! #
- New job: awesome. They had cake and a card welcoming me to the company. And they all know I have no recruiting experience. #
- The gay boy in my department is already calling me "love". I think I’m gonna like it here. #
Powered by Twitter Tools.