- Everytime I see a man driving a Subaru, I almost drive off the road laughing. No reason. #
- Today, I: got a job, took secret pictures of someone at the dog park, and burnt my mouth on sloppy joes. Good day, indeed! #
- Cookies for breakfast! In an hour, it’s CEO meetin’ time. I don’t know if I have CEO Charm, so this could get interesting! #
- Jigga on the radio en route to an interview either means I’m gettin’ the job or pulled over again. #
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