- I just answered the phone while in the shower. Without thinking. I may need a new phone soon. #
- I think my GPS is trying to get me murdered. #
- There’s a drag queen doing a Disney medley. And ending the whole thing with "Mickey". #
- "do i know you from the internet?" yes. yes you do. #
- Spent the morning sleeping, contemplating my pimping bidness, and now it’s brunch making time! #
- There’s part of a weave in my lobby’s trash can. #
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