the steve wilkos show: a brief summary

Whoever had the idea to give Steve Wilkos his own show is either the biggest idiot on the face of this Earth or quite possibly the biggest genius, and I haven’t figured out which it was. If you haven’t ever seen the show, I’ll give you a run down of what I see every night if I don’t go to bed before 3 a.m.

Overly Trashy Guest: My baby’s daddy loves me.

Steve: NO HE DOESN’T!! GRRR!!!

OTG: But he tells me he loves me when he’s beating me with a lead pipe.

Steve: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU STUPID GRRRR

OTG: I can’t help it. We have 5640 kids together.

Steve: HE’S TOUCHING ALL OF THEM IN THE SWIMSUIT AREA.

OTG: No, he’s not. He only did that to our first kid. Not the rest.

Steve: YOU’RE WORTHLESS AND SHOULDN’T BE A PARENT. GRRRRR. HULKSMASH.

OTG: God, you’re right. I suck.

(Break for a commercial and return to the show with 2 minutes left.)

Steve: It’s okay. Things will be okay.

OTG: WAAAAAH.

And then the show ends.

 

 

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4 Comments

  1. Carrie Fox

    Dear Steve,Just want you too know I LOVE your show.I don’t think you are to hard on people at all.They need a reality check,and who else better than you.I look forward to watching your show everyday.I have been a big fan,and followed you from Jerry Springer Show.I wish I had a dad like you but some of us aren’t as lucky.Keep up the good work and i look forward to more of your shows to come.Thank you from your number 1 fan.Carrie

  2. steve i love the way you tell the sick people that come on
    your show off its like people r stupid they dont know how crazy they sound you do a great job steve

  3. Francesca

    Thank you! The Wilcos show is such a pointless scream fest. I have a 2 min. tolerance for this show when channel surfing. I believe in holding people accountable, but Wilcos seems to see no difference in that and self-righteous bullying. He even seems to sabotage people on the show when they are starting to take responsibility just so he can keep on self-righteously haranguing them. He’s like that p.e. teacher type who yells at both the good and bad kids so everyone will be afraid of him and they’ll know he’s dominant. I love how no one is allowed to criticize him, either, when he reads letter to the show. Being a good person mean being accountable yourself, and admitting that maybe you could be wrong from time to time. Wilcos should really become a dominatrix. I think if I was on his show I would just say fine I can’t win with you, what’s the point?

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