Whoever had the idea to give Steve Wilkos his own show is either the biggest idiot on the face of this Earth or quite possibly the biggest genius, and I haven’t figured out which it was. If you haven’t ever seen the show, I’ll give you a run down of what I see every night if I don’t go to bed before 3 a.m.
Overly Trashy Guest: My baby’s daddy loves me.
Steve: NO HE DOESN’T!! GRRR!!!
OTG: But he tells me he loves me when he’s beating me with a lead pipe.
Steve: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU STUPID GRRRR
OTG: I can’t help it. We have 5640 kids together.
Steve: HE’S TOUCHING ALL OF THEM IN THE SWIMSUIT AREA.
OTG: No, he’s not. He only did that to our first kid. Not the rest.
Steve: YOU’RE WORTHLESS AND SHOULDN’T BE A PARENT. GRRRRR. HULKSMASH.
OTG: God, you’re right. I suck.
(Break for a commercial and return to the show with 2 minutes left.)
Steve: It’s okay. Things will be okay.
And then the show ends.