things that are awesome about being sick

  1. The shitty TV that’s on throughout the night when I keep waking up every two hours.
  2. The colorful surprises that come out of my mouth when I cough.
  3. Being able to eat all of those gross soup that I bought when it was on sale, because I can’t taste it.
  4. Having a tiny bar tab, because I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE DRINKING.
  5. Wearing the same pair of jeans 5 days in a row, because my longest time wearing them was 6 hours.

You know me. Always thinking of the positive.

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  1. Animal Cops Detroit. That’s on about 4 am, right? And that show about horrible things that happen to people, but they survive. I love middle-of-the-night TV.

    Way to be positive. Hope you feel better soon!

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