The White House is on fire. Britney Spears’ 12 year old sister is pregnant. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has ended. What is the world coming to?
It’s a good thing my grandma just called and asked Riley (or Rilo, as she calls him) to come out for lunch, or I’m not sure how I’d face the world today.
I’m also getting a tattoo this week, dammit. I can not wait any longer! (And I know if I don’t do it this week, I have to wait until after the cruise and then OHMIGOD I can’t wait that long.)