the end of the world is near

The White House is on fire. Britney Spears’ 12 year old sister is pregnant. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has ended. What is the world coming to?

It’s a good thing my grandma just called and asked Riley (or Rilo, as she calls him) to come out for lunch, or I’m not sure how I’d face the world today.

I’m also getting a tattoo this week, dammit. I can not wait any longer! (And I know if I don’t do it this week, I have to wait until after the cruise and then OHMIGOD I can’t wait that long.)

3 Comments

  1. I figured as much, which is why this is a spoiler-free zone, bitches!

    I am! I don’t think it’ll be easy to mess up, so I think it will be safe!

  2. Julie

    Dude! I thought the world was coming to an end today too…and then you know…this really great package full of TP rolls arrived on my doorstep…and it was like an epiphany. It just made everything ok again. ;-)

    Thanks man! You rock ass. (literally).

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