- I keep reading stories (like this one) about a new outfielder the Cubs are signing named Fukudome. It will come as no surprise that I keep pronouncing it FUCK-U-DOME.
- Cindi told me about ApartmentRatings.com tonight, so I looked up my current dwelling. It’s funny. And I didn’t even write one yet.
- ESPN is listing the Twins as one of the five most horribly shitty lineups in the league for the 2008 season. Hey, that’s great news! Sigh.
- WikiHow always gives me great ideas – like how to break a beer bottle with your bare hands. It also makes me want to go to bartending school, so I’ll have a reason to make layered shots on a regular basis.
- One month from today, I’ll be a bebida on a crucero de lujo with my amigos. (I need to learn Spanish somewhere other than Babel Fish.)
- Best prank in the world? Right here. Or at least for the time being.
did you read the apartment rating that mentioned “lipstick on a pig”? HA HA HA!!!