wendy los crankypants

For fuck’s sake. If I have to read one more person bitching about the weather in Minneapolis and the surrounding area, I might go just a little bit more insane.

IT IS RAINING. SO WHAT. It’s been raining for weeks now. SO WHAT. I’m planning on bitching about the three days of sun that are in the forecast for this weekend and early next week. Why? Because it’s just as appropriate as people bitching about the rain. If you don’t like the weather, here are your options:

  1. Move.
  2. Shut up and get over it.
  3. Wait and bitch when we get real shitty weather like -9065406540 degrees and 2089 feet of snow. That’s justifiable.

But you want rain? You got it. Here are some pictures of a flooded Target parking lot in Duluth. Now THEY can bitch.

I get it, okay? Complain once about the amount of rain or the lack of sunlight. Your point has been heard, and I’m sure Mother Nature took it into consideration. But if you keep complaining about the same thing over and over? DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER, NOW, DOES IT?

(Maybe I’m cranky because it’s 3:15 and I’m not sleepy yet, but you know what? I’m allowed to be cranky. I don’t have a job. What else am I supposed to do with my free time?)

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