two dolla

he’d probably do anything for a klondike

Kanye West is kinda my favorite right now, so it’s only right that I read his blog. Dude posts a lot for being at every fashion show in the world and doin’ everything that Kan like all the time. That’s why I can’t take credit for finding this awesome commercial, because he posted about it today.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6WQLvRvtjs[/youtube]

Really, you’re not going to appreciate it so much if you aren’t a Michael Jordan fan (and you’re probably dead to me if you’re not), but you should watch it anyway.

Because Kanye West told you to.

best interview all day

My phone just rang, and the only reason I answered it is because I thought it was one of my former Work Boys™, because he’s threatened to call me every day when he gets off work until I answer the phone. This number had also called my phone five times in the last 24 hours.

Turns out it wasn’t one of my former Work Boys™, but someone asking me if I was ready to make some money. I said, SURE! because, well, I’m unemployed and am not too far above taking any job right now. But then I had to ask who it was, and as it turns out, it was Chad, and was actually looking for Jenni. Listen, Jenni, I TOLD you I was not going to be your pimp go-between ANY LONGER.

We abruptly ended our phone interview (ha) when I told him I was not Jenni.