snippets of awesome

You know why I love my friends? Example #6940687.

Here’s a small example of AIM conversation snippets Jenni and I have had since Monday.:

Jenni: ORANGE
Me: I LIKE SIX
Jenni: I LIKE FRIENDS
Me: god, we’re awesome.
Jenni: i know!!

Me: dude, i found a new job, if only i was 7 years younger: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/tfr/424461087.html
Jenni: HELL YES
Jenni: hardcore is phasing out. um, what??
Me: hahaha.
Jenni: i don’t believe it.

Jenni: my shirt’s maroon, which is kind of purple.
Me: mine’s brown, which looks like purple poop.

Me: hahahaha. dude. why was i farting at people when they walked around the lake?
Jenni: because you’re awesome.
Me: I LIKE FRIENDS. that’s why.
Jenni: i think they were farting because it was a first date?
Jenni: ORANGE

Me: ACTIVATING FRAUD.
Jenni: COMMENCE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY

That last snippet? Totally non-fiction.

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