You know why I love my friends? Example #6940687.
Here’s a small example of AIM conversation snippets Jenni and I have had since Monday.:
Jenni: ORANGE
Me: I LIKE SIX
Jenni: I LIKE FRIENDS
Me: god, we’re awesome.
Jenni: i know!!
Me: dude, i found a new job, if only i was 7 years younger: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/tfr/424461087.html
Jenni: HELL YES
Jenni: hardcore is phasing out. um, what??
Me: hahaha.
Jenni: i don’t believe it.
Jenni: my shirt’s maroon, which is kind of purple.
Me: mine’s brown, which looks like purple poop.
Me: hahahaha. dude. why was i farting at people when they walked around the lake?
Jenni: because you’re awesome.
Me: I LIKE FRIENDS. that’s why.
Jenni: i think they were farting because it was a first date?
Jenni: ORANGE
Me: ACTIVATING FRAUD.
Jenni: COMMENCE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY
That last snippet? Totally non-fiction.
the best part is that the people we amuse most are us.
I LIKE SIX
Membership closed.
CIRCLE.
Remember how we laughed for five hours about Black Derek? Yeah, we’re hilarious. Unexplainable, but hilarious.
i hate trying to explain things like FRENSCLUB. it’s kind of impossible.
You two have your own language!
The posting about your new job has been flagged for removal, so I can just imagine.
Oh man. It was for someone 18-23 that looked like they were 15-17 to do dirty things on a webcam. It was hilarious.