jenni made me

This is what’s on my desk at work, that’s not related to work. It might explain why I get easily distracted.

• two empty vases and one full of flowers
• an eye patch
• a DVD of Shaker Run
• a Big E Pak of gum that The Work Boys™ ripped the label off and wrote VIAGRA across the front of it
• five pink plastic cups
• Lubriderm (label also ripped off and sometime used to squirt at The Work Boys™)
• hair wax that’s gone unused for entirely too long
• a Torii Hunter poster
• my Camelbak bottle
• a wall-sized Twins schedule stolen from U Otter Stop Inn
• a pink apron
• this picture of Riley and a picture of my grandparents that I can’t find on Flickr, but it’s similar to this one.

And this is even after I filled a whole box with personal effects last week. No reason.