I love Sarah Silverman so much.
She’s so inappropriate and people don’t ever know how to take her. Example #1? The Video Music Awards last night.
â€œWasn’t that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and sheâ€™s already accomplished everything sheâ€™s going to accomplish in her life. Itâ€™s mind blowing… Have you seen Britneyâ€™s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.â€
Example #2? Her rehearsal for last night’s VMAs. (Don’t listen to this loudly at work or in front of small children.)
Dear Sarah, please come and hang out with me. If for no other reason, then to be more offensive than I am at times.