You know what else those thieving bastards that broke into my car last night/this morning took?
My Naked Lady Air Fresheners. This leads me to believe they were quite possibly just going through puberty and/or hadn’t seen nipples in a long time. Why else would they steal three stripper-scented air fresheners and leave things like my underwear?
They also took my crossword puzzle book. Looks like they got all of their Christmas shopping done just a bit early this year.
I think I may need to further investigate what else is missing…