Jenni made this, but I’m stealing it to post here, because it makes me laugh a lot. And will probably cause seizures at some point:
about me
Hey, girl, hey. I'm Wendy. I live in the Twin Cities (yes, where the Mall of America is and, yes, it gets cold here) and am originally from MO. When I'm not working in HR by day or being a top secret spy by night, I hang out with my wife, our two boys (one in college and one in diapers), a runt of a small dog and a surly tomcat that's currently sitting in the kitchen sink. I do things. I mean to write about them.
Anything I actually end up writing comes from my head and isn't representative of my employer or any other organization.
oh man, i could spend all day making those.