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i survived!

Good news! I did not die!

Cindi took the afternoon off to babysit/drive me and her shift just ended! Granted, I don’t have a car (probably a good idea), but I do have Gatorade and pudding to eat until my heart is content.

An x-ray, yanking four teeth out, and getting somewhat back to my senses lasted about an hour and fifteen minutes. I’m not swollen much anymore, and my mouth doesn’t hurt. I’m just dribbling blood a few places.

My doctor called (from his cell phone!) less than an hour after I got home and really, I just want a hamburger or some pizza right now.

Man, I gotta find some stuff to do or I’m gonna be bored out of my mind quite quickly. You see, I’m not much of a sit-at-home-and-do-nothing type of person anymore.

I wonder if I can play Guitar Hero ALL NIGHT LONG.

Hey, only two weeks until my next dentist appointment, which involves taking care of some old fillings. Man, I’m glad I started this whole going to the dentist thing. It’s turned into a lot of fun.

(There are 8 Muslin men outside of my apartment door right now. Seriously. I’m about to put on my new basketball jersey and go take Riley outside.)

my wisdom teeth make me smart

I’m counting down the minutes until I leave for the dentist. I’m not really happy about it, but mainly I’m just hungry as hell because I haven’t been able to eat all morning! Sure, I could have woken up at 6 and had some breakfast, but let’s be serious. My alarm doesn’t even go off until 7:15, and by then, it’s too late!

I’m probably going to make a necklace out of my wisdom teeth, if they save them for me. Shark tooth necklaces are so 1998. Wisdom tooth necklaces are the wave of the future, and I’m starting that wave RIGHT NOW.

Man, if you guys thought I was a crybaby before now, just wait until I get home and finally wake up from the drugs they give me and I start posting about how much pain I’m in over the next few days.

My only mission this weekend is to be functional enough to attend the Lynx game on Saturday, because I seriously love them a lot right now. My bonus activity will be heading down to the Stone Arch Festival Saturday afternoon to see the Jack Brass Band play from noon until three, because I promised one of my Work Boys™ (who happens to run the band) that I’d make it if I weren’t dead!