hey internet

I want to write a lot, but of course I don’t have time right this very second. So, here’s a list:

• My wisdom teeth hurt so bad, I’ve cried twice today.
• My dog turned 2 yesterday.
• The pad on the bottom of my dog’s foot was ripped off when I picked him up.
• I just ate a lot of mashed potatoes for lunch. I hadn’t eaten since brunch yesterday.
• I’m considering mixing Orajel with whiskey. And I hate whiskey.
• I’m glad all of my friends have the same 12 year old sense of humor as I do.
• Midgets.