hey internet

I want to write a lot, but of course I don’t have time right this very second. So, here’s a list:

  • My wisdom teeth hurt so bad, I’ve cried twice today.
  • My dog turned 2 yesterday.
  • The pad on the bottom of my dog’s foot was ripped off when I picked him up.
  • I just ate a lot of mashed potatoes for lunch. I hadn’t eaten since brunch yesterday.
  • I’m considering mixing Orajel with whiskey. And I hate whiskey.
  • I’m glad all of my friends have the same 12 year old sense of humor as I do.
  • Midgets.

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