Virtual Elvis Presley? Do you really think he’d be down with that? And having him sing with a hoser like Celine Dion?

Hey, there’s one way to get me to stop watching your show, Fox. Doing something as asinine as having Celine Dion on stage trying a) out-diva Elvis and b) pretending she’s looking into his eyes is a sure fire way to get your season pass revoked from my Tivo.

Holy balls, this is stupid.