two dolla

ai: are you kidding?

Virtual Elvis Presley? Do you really think he’d be down with that? And having him sing with a hoser like Celine Dion?

Hey, there’s one way to get me to stop watching your show, Fox. Doing something as asinine as having Celine Dion on stage trying a) out-diva Elvis and b) pretending she’s looking into his eyes is a sure fire way to get your season pass revoked from my Tivo.

Holy balls, this is stupid.

hulk smash!!

I start out the day crabby, like very crabby. Everyone in the world was making me mad and I did not know why. And to be honest, I still don’t know why, but I hate it when I get that angry. I’m like the Incredible Hulk, except I don’t turn that shade of green. But I’m okay now. At least I don’t want to Hulk Smash anything.

I may possibly be making cupcakes tomorrow night for a work lunch, and again Saturday for GAY DAY, the gayest day in all the land!, which I’m retardedly excited for and somehow feel like I need! I’m mainly just excited to spend the day/afternoon with the most awesome friends in the world, being lazy in awesome weather, and bringing my dog along with me.

On a work related note, if I make my yearly quota, I get to go here. Yeah, I know. Awesome. I get to bring a friend, too, which will be harder to decide upon than actually making my quota, I think!

reasons for my crabbiness

1. Aside from work and the dog park, I haven’t ventured outside of my apartment since Saturday afternoon.
2. I have to use my gym membership and/or passport to pick my Twins/Royals tickets up tonight.
3. I haven’t had caffeine for a week.
4. I’ve misplaced several very important things during the week I haven’t had caffeine.
5. I haven’t had sugary type things for like two weeks. SERIOUSLY.
6. I don’t know why else I’m crabby; I just am!

I hate being crabby. Seriously.

But also, The Weblog Review, which is run by my friend Brent who hosts two dolla, is back up and running in fine form.