it’s totally true

I read the following on

Lindsay Lohan is denying US press reports suggesting she and Britney Spears‘ ex-husband Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel. New tabloid reports claim Federline spent the night with Lohan at the Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week after she phoned him and invited the rapper to join her for a drink. Sources tell the National Enquirer, “Kevin and Lindsay are dating, and Lindsay made the first move. Kevin met Lindsay through Britney, and they were always flirtatious with each other.” The insiders claim Federline was invited to “talk business” with Lohan and he thought the meeting with Lohan would be about a film project. Lohan reportedly suggested the pair speak in private after Federline turned up with his manager, and then retired to her suite with the newly-divorced father. The publication claims the couple made love. Lohan denies the story.

I’m sure this is all true. I mean, it’s on the internet, so of course it is.

While I absolutely despise the phrase “make love” anyway, the last two people on Earth that I ever want to associate with that phrase just happen to be Lindsey Lohan and Kevin Federline.

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