yes, i do need a banana bunker

Hey, don’t you need a Banana Bunker?This is the funniest damn thing ever. Had I not just dropped $100 on food and food alone at the pet store tonight, I would buy some and you’d all be getting them for St. Patrick’s Day or Easter or something.

I mean, because who doesn’t want to carry their breakfast into work in some thing resembling a self-pleasuring tool?

“Hey there, co-worker, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

Good Lord.

(Thanks a lot, Erika!)


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