
Hey, don’t you need a Banana Bunker?This is the funniest damn thing ever. Had I not just dropped $100 on food and food alone at the pet store tonight, I would buy some and you’d all be getting them for St. Patrick’s Day or Easter or something.
I mean, because who doesn’t want to carry their breakfast into work in some thing resembling a self-pleasuring tool?
“Hey there, co-worker, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Good Lord.
(Thanks a lot, Erika!)
It doesn’t just LOOK like a tool for self-pleasure, but you could even say it is ribbed for her pleasure.
I know! Also, at the bargain price of $4.99… well, never mind.
I don’t even know where to start with that.